[Editors note: the original gist of this article suggest the concept of original sin. We must remember that the doctrine of original sin is not associated with the gospel of Christ or the teachings of the Bible. Other than the need for this warning, I thought it was kinda cute and made a valid point. cs]
The maker of human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, Subsequential Internal Non-morality... more commonly known as S-I-N, and is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.
Some other symptoms...
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish or violent behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct the SIN defect. The number to call for the recall station in your area is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing:
Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with...
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service call J-E-S-U-S.
DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven.
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