Subject: Bible Quiz
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating.
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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter-she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out
a little prophet.
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
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Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar-he was on grass for seven years.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)
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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson-he brought the house down.
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Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
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Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were
kicked out?
A. They raised Cain.
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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
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Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
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Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the
Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.
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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
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Q. How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.
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Q. Who were the smallest people in the Bible?
A: The apostles, three of them slept on a watch.
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