Next time you think you're having a bad day recall that----
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter
in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling,
he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.
3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting
record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day
record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone
and electricity had been cut off.
4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically
with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment
he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped
through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to
death.
And the capper.......
6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Here's hoping your day is better than any of these.
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